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Say It With Undies – Gifts for Every Occasion

Krista — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 10:55:53 +0000

Smart Ass, a TLP favorite, has recently changed the name of its website to SayItWithUndies.com in an effort to reflect why you should give the gift of a Smart Ass Thong. Head over to the site today for great deals just in time for the holidays, or the birthdays, baby showers, and bridal showers for the ladies in your life. And with all the festivities, I know you are strapped for time. Luckily, the site makes it easy to shop by occasion. Some of the great new taglines include Spoiled Rotten, Birthday Girl, You Wish, Preggers, and I Do! For the holidays, choose from Vixen (my personal favorite), Naughty or Nice?, or Ho!Ho!Ho!

And for those of you who are Facebook addicts, become a Smart Ass on Facebook and help spread the word about screening for Colon Cancer, a cause near and dear to the Smart Gals.

Happy Shopping!

Smart Ass Thongs – Give the Gift of Sass!

Krista — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 01:00:27 +0000

So if you are like me, you have probably recently received countless invitations for bridal showers, bachelorette parties, baby showers, and more. And if you are also like me, you are always in search of the perfect present. Of course you could give a blender or a car seat, but why not add a little sass to your gift by giving the bride-to-be or the mom-to-be a Smart Ass Thong! Smart Ass thongs are fun, cheeky, and fit any personality.Maybe the bride still needs her “something blue” for the wedding day or something proclaiming she is “just married” for the wedding night. And I’m sure every mom or mom-to-be can use a pick me up that reminds her she can still be sassy. Choose from “yummy mummy,” “it’s a boy,” or “it’s a girl.”

Or, you could be like a recent client of Smart Ass and gift your bridesmaids with a unique present that puts the “fun” in functional! From “bombshell” to “eye candy” to “domestic diva” to “party girl,” you are sure to find something for each of those special ladies in your life! And don’t forget one for yourself – are you a “princess bride” or a “bridezilla”?

Smart Ass Thongs retail at $20 each. Purchase on the Smart Ass website and receive free shipping with purchases over $60. Smart Ass Thongs (and other fantastic products) are sold at the Smart Ass website and at retailers throughout North America. Happy gifting!

New “Smart Ass” Sayings

Krista — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 10:59:11 +0000

TLP favorite, and recent Valentine’s Day contest sponsor, Smart Ass continues to entertain and inspire with their funny and sassy Signature Thongs. Arriving in stores in late March/early April, you won’t have to wait too long to grace your “fantastic ass” with new sayings such as “eye candy,” “you wish,” “goody 2 shoes,” “rich & skinny,” and “The Mrs.” The Signature thongs include the World’s First Inspirational Gusset (to remind you just how fabulous you are)! In colors such as hot pink, black, and periwinkle, these are the perfect gift for your sister, your best friend, or even yourself.

Can’t choose just one? Sign up for the Smart Ass Monthly Knickers delivered directly to the recipient’s door!

Smart Ass is not just fun, but functional and comfortable as well. In addition to the thongs, Smart Ass boasts a lightweight, flirty, and feminine Everyday Sexy Collection made of European-inspired mesh and beautiful stretch lace. Choose from the “finally-long-enough” cami, “girl’s-night-out” cami-doll, “it’s-a-wrap” robe, or “pretty-sexy” chemise. All can be mixed and matched with the low-rise thong, low-rise bikini, or low-rise gal short. With six sassy pattern choices, the options are limitless! The camisole and panties are already available in Pink Hearts and Black Scroll. Those items and the rest of the collection will soon be available in Cashmere Rose, Purple Zebra, Angel Blue, and Blue Flowers.

Purchase online at Smart Ass Intimates or at a store near you!

Valentine’s Day Contest: Smart Ass pink Hearts Eurotrash

Mandolina — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 22:26:50 +0000

I talked about Smart Ass’ EuroTrash Collection a couple weeks ago on TLP — and now we’re giving some of the most beautiful pieces from this collection away in our gigantic Valentine’s Day Contest!

The EuroTrash Collection by Smart Ass is made from beautiful European-inspired mesh with contrasting stretch lace. The Collection includes a delicate and ultra feminine “finally-long-enough” camisole with adjustable straps, a sassy gal short, a super sexy bikini and a low-rise thong. All of the styles are sassy, sexy and infinitely wearable. Available in two pretty prints – pink hearts and black scroll – both perfect for Valentine’s Day.

In our contest — grab hold of the Smart Ass pink hearts Eurotrash camisole and galshort, plus an ooh la la, tres chic thong, donated by the Smart Ass Gals themselves. Good luck!

Valentine’s Day Contest: Win over $2,000 in lingerie!

Bert — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:00:51 +0000

You did not misread anything. The number is correct. The Lingerie Post is doing a massive Valentine’s Day contest with a prize pool of over $2,000. We’ll be making a lot of people extra happy on the 14th of February – and obviously we’re encouraging you to give it a go and join in to win one of our great lingerie-prizes!

Our contest starts today, and you’ve got exactly 13 days to get your entry in! Entering is super simple. Click right here to go to the contest-form, and fill it in (once, please!). You’ll get an e-mail asking you to confirm your entry, and you’re set to go!

Off course we wouldn’t be able to offer you guys such an awesome prize pool without the help of some of the greatest companies in the lingerie world. We’ll be zooming in on the prizes in our competition throughout the next two weeks, but here’s the list for you already:

A $200 Secrets In Lace gift certificate, donated by Secrets In Lace.
A gorgeous Papinelle PJ/Slipper set donated by Papinelle.
Frankly Darling, Carmen Silk set donated by Peacock & Strutt.
Fuchsia Night cami/thong set or a limited edition Valentine cami/thong set, plus a red Cell Phone garter, donated by A Little Lingerie Company
A $150 Evlove Intimates gift certificate, donated by Evlove Intimates.
Smart Ass pink hearts Eurotrash camisole and galshort, plus an ooh la la, tres chic thong, donated by the Smart Ass Gals.
Eberjey Heart-to-heart Chemise, donated by Gigi’s Closet.
Vanjo Kika Range – pink mesh bra with dotty yellow mesh, fully lined for support, with yellow trims and brief, donated by Vanjo.
Elle Macpherson Intimates Tressour bra and bikini bottom, donated by Bendon!
Fayreform Beautiful Sin black and gold bra and bikini bottom, donated by Bendon.
Seduzione Brazil LOLA Bra Set, donated by Bella Bella Boutique.
Luxxa St-Tropez Chemise, donated by Ever So Sexy
Julianna Rae Versailles Chemise, donated by Julianna Rae
Two $48 Bubbles Bodywear gift certificate donated by Bubbles Bodywear.
Patrick & Skinner Mint set, donated by Patrick & Skinner.
A luxurious Julianne Aimee Slip by Australian label Julianne
Pfiff Portrait of a Lady Full Coverage Bra and Bikini bottom, donated by Pfiff.
Fleur’t Chantal set, donated by Journelle NYC.

This post would really be getting out of proportion if we would add images for all these prizes, so I’m advising all of you to subscribe to our daily updates (check below this post) or our rss feed, as we’ll be posting details on all these products over the next two weeks. Stay tuned!

Smart Ass’ EuroTrash Collection

Mandolina — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 03:45:04 +0000

We all know that Valentine’s Day is tough for most guys. Not only do they face the difficulty of finding a gift that shows their sweetheart she’s the one, they also need to wrap it in a way that says they really care. Tough to do when you leave your Valentine’s shopping to the last minute. Now men across the land can breath easier. Smart Ass Lingerie can solve their Valentine’s gift giving woes. Guys can thrill their sweeties with a delicate and ultra-feminine camisole and matching bikini bottom from the EuroTrash Collection by Smart Ass. Sexy and sassy, Smart Ass Lingerie is sure to please. Plus, it’s packaged in a way that will make the lucky recipient swoon with delight. And, did we mention no wrapping required? That’s the kind of Valentine giving we’re talking about.

Now it wouldn’t be Smart Ass without a twist. Each “bottom” includes the World’s First Inspirational Gusset™ a fun and sassy pattern with sayings like: “you’re hot”, “sex pot” and “va va voom”, guaranteed to make you smile every time you drop your drawers.

Check out the Smart Ass Gals website — it’s got the Euro Trash collection, and much more!

Lingerie Americas – A Fun Find

Krista — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 13:00:28 +0000

Not only can lingerie be beautiful and sexy, but also a whole lot of fun! Here are some of my selections from one of my favorite lines from the Lingerie Americas show for fun, flirty, and sassy ways to express yourself underneath it all.

I’m sure you will love Smart Ass just as much as I do! Designed by the sassy duo of Alix Cameron and Cindy Ball, Smart Ass provides inspirational sass for your fantastic ass. These moms set out to design a thong that was not only comfortable, but fashionable as well. These flattering low-rise thongs each proclaim a witty saying on the back such as vixen, œdomestic diva, it girl, and yummy mummy that suit whatever or however you are feeling that day. Look for more sayings just in time for the holidays as well as 2008.

Also in time for the holidays, the newest collection of Smart Ass thongs includes the World’s First Inspirational Gusset featuring sassy and motivational sayings such as va va voom and you’re hot. A guaranteed conversation piece and a perfect one-of-a-kind gift!

While Smart Ass is known for their signature, cheeky thongs (pun intended), they also feature a European inspired line, EuroTrash and a microfiber, laser-cut line, SmoothOperator. EuroTrash is sheer and thin and perfect under clothing. The fitted camisole can be paired with a gal short, bikini, or thong in the pink hearts or black scroll pattern. SmoothOperator, available in nude and black, features a cami with adjustable straps and a built in bra. This smooth and light weight stretch microfiber (also available in gal short, bikini, and thong) eliminates VPL under the most body skimming items in your wardrobe!

These pieces should keep you occupied until the holiday season when some new signature sayings will be available. My favorites are “naughty or nice?” and “ho!ho!ho!” And next year, stay tuned for the new patterns in the EuroTrash collection including a fun floral pattern and the sassy sayings pattern which includes the same words featured on the inspirational gusset.

Smart Ass truly has something for everyone, so check out their site for even more goodies! And just because the Smart Ass Gals are so wonderful, when you are ready to proclaim yourself a “control freak” or “party girl” and make your purchase, enter the promo code galpal and receive 20% off your order! Happy shopping!