Illuminated Bras

Right, just when you think you’ve seen it all, Janet Hansen pops up and starts selling Illuminated lingerie. Yes, illuminated. I was checking out blogleaves earlier today and they talked about the LED-bra’s Janet has on her website.

Alright, so those are quite disturbing, but what about scrolling-message lingerie? Yes, you can now have all sorts of adult content scrolling over your bosom. Janet calls them “Scrolling Message Bras“. How surprising!

All I can say is: good work Janet. You made my day (and you started a new category here on The Lingerie Post: bizarre lingerie)!